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Jokes ... (November 20, 2009 Issue 3)

November 20 2009
16:43

- What is the difference between a woman and Colt 45-caliber?
- "The Colt" Do not tell me that you love him if you want to shoot.
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Now many girls carry a canister of tear gas. On a case of want to cry, but does not work.
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Surgeon Stepanov so long and carefully wash their hands before surgery, many patients before it is simply not survive.
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The question of Georgian Radio - Armenian:
- A hito an elephant?
- This is a hybrid weevil, carp and Cheburashka ...
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Lie in bed for a guy with a girlfriend, and nothing they have not.
Finally she says:
- One of the two of you should stand.
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Days in Venice restaurants McDonald's in Berlin and Prague.
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Newsline.
From the Prague zoo sailed three seals.
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Ever wonder whether you are:
Why is the sun makes the skin darker and his hair lighter?
Why women can not apply mascara on the eyelashes with their mouth closed?
Why in the newspaper you do not see "visionary won the lottery?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why to finish the job in windose need to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made from concentrate, and dishwashing liquid - out of this lemon?
Why the man who invests your money called a destroyer (broker)?
Why is the time when the motion of the slowest machine, called a "rush hour"?
Why there is no food for cats with a taste of mice?
When her new dog food with a "new and improved taste, who he tries?
Why Noah did not nailed those two mosquitoes?
Why sterilize a needle syringe, when executed by injection?
Why do not planes of the material from which the black box?
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One friend tells another about how she met a director:
- Horrible type. Imagine, he admitted to me that peretrahal protagonists of all his films.
- Well, what of it? These directors are routine.
- Well as you say ... If we consider that his films "Give paw, friend," "Tower" and "Our guest bath Durova" ...
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Whispers in the movie:
- Honey, what are you so cold today?
- Quiet, quiet, everything is fine. Is that you grabbed a popsicle.

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