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Jokes ... (September 20, 2009 Issue 2)

September 20 2009
11:28

In a KGB colonel asked anyone involved in his organization.
- Hmm, we are the people who are dissatisfied with the Soviet government - is responsible kegebeshnik.
- And unless there are some who are happy?
- Yes, but they engaged in Anti-Corruption Squad!
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ORT - the Russian TV Advertising. During the breaks shows excerpts of films and television shows.
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- And yesterday we have collected three buckets of honey. And the first went - nothing. 're Desperate, it was like to go out of the woods. And suddenly we see - there are three buckets of honey ...
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Knight (his wife):
- Starting in the crusade, I'll put you on the chastity belt. And closed at the key to you I did not change.
Wife:
- And how will I eat?
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Memo student: Girls from the first year - money wasted.
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A doctor examines a patient. Muttered under his breath:
- So, well ... Excellent ... - And suddenly asks:
- Listen, go-ka to the pathologist ...
The patient, blue with terror:
- Why?
- You know, I think he forgot his pen!
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The prisoner argues: "What is still a strange thing - the law: that's put me for what I stole a loaf of bread, and now they have to give me a loaf of bread a day for free."
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- The defendant, you acknowledge that you have robbed a jewelry store?
- No.
- The accused, sitting in a room 4 people who saw that it was robbing you.
- Big deal, I can bring several thousand people who do not see it.
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Congratulations to you! You have a million by the author reprises of Ivan Taranov site Werner!
As a prize for the solemnity of the occasion send you a hymn of Russia by e-mail a million times!

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