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Jokes ... (July 20, 2009 Issue 1)

July 20 2009
11:36

Found a bottle blonde. Opened the tube, and then flew Gene.
Blonde and says:
- So, give my three wishes!
Gene:
- Come on, I'll fuck you better!
Blonde:
- Gene, do not!!
Gene:
- You, blonde, very stupid!
Blonde:
- Why?
Gene:
- Because you have two wishes!
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- Private Rabinovich, what you take steps if you find yourself
one on one with the enemy?
- Great!
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A man travels with his wife on the boat. When she zasmotrevshis on
sea, too stooped, ran a sailor, and warned:
- Be careful, you can fall overboard.
- What are you getting your own business? - Angry husband. - Is your
wife?
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Floating in the ocean a huge ship.
The captain stands on the bridge and looks into the distance.
Suddenly to him quietly suitable passenger and asks:
- Captain. Tell me, what would happen if our ship collide
an iceberg?
The captain, without turning her head, she replied:
- Yes, okay, an iceberg will float on.
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- How's life?
- How are the buttons ...
- How?
- On the morning so in the loop.
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- Help! - Screaming wife handler, ran into the street. - Leo broke
from the cell and attacked my husband! He has his tear! Log in half
dollar!
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Meet under the big top two gymnasts. One - to another:
- Well, you fucking goat fucking in nature. Any dick you fucking
jumped? Your turn to catch .............
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- You have a computer at the "you" or "you"?
- I agree with him to "go to hell!"
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There comes a guy get a job. He was asked:
- And what is your nationality?
- Just can not say, because in my veins Russian,
German and Jewish blood.
- So, Jewish blood must be drained!

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