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March 20 2009

Clinical studies have shown that y people zhyyuschih "Opbit"
by kpayney mepe is zyby ...
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A woman complains to the doctor quite inhuman behavior of the husband
in sexual life:
- Recently we have been with him lovingly, and at that moment there was
The doorbell!
- And what did he throw you in a moment and went to open?
- Even worse, doctor ... He dragged me along!
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The captain was riding in a private car. Knocked down three pedestrians,
snagged three cars and crashed into a tree.
Three days later woke up in hospital. Nearby stands a doctor.
- Doctor, what with me?
He looks at some papers:
- Thank God everyone is alive! That brought the test results:
in your alkogole contains a small amount of blood.
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What is the difference between a woman with whom a man just meets
and a married woman?
20 kgs
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What is the difference between the man with whom she simply found,
and a married man?
20 minutes
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Was going to somehow grandparents somewhere on the train ride. A grandfather had
in general a bad habit of swearing obscenities. Arrived they meant
to the station, and Grandma and Grandpa says:
- You Dzyadok, at least half as much swearing to, and then the people around you.
Well, my grandfather agreed and went to the kiosk to buy a newspaper. Worth was listed
in the queue and sees that his grandmother is not on the train climbs, but the train has already
sent. Well, he ran to the train and yelled:
- Half a woman, half whore, half as fucked your mother, you raised his dick sex
the German locomotive.
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- Why did the policeman is difficult to perform the conjugal duty?
- Because he lives on the instructions and the instructions we first
perform two marital debts in the air.
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- I heard that the circus, which showed the trained fleas
bankrupt. Do you not know for what reason?
- Home Actress ran away with the poodle.
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The third law Grid: "The computer does what you ordered him to do,
and not what you would like him to do "
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Vstpechayutsya two neighbors on the landing.
- How are you doing, Nick?
- Yes hpenovo all the time in the boky tunic.
- Show me where.
- Here.
- This is the kidney.
- What are you, Vpach pabotat?
- Het, militsionepom.

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