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Jokes ... (19 November 2009 Issue 2)

November 19 2009
11:57

Talk to three insurance agents. The first says:
- Our company is very fast. For example, if our client was killed in an accident on Monday, we learn about this during the day and as early as Wednesday, his widow receives from us a check in the mail.
Second:
- What if our client is killed by accident on Monday, then we will know about it for two hours and already the same day, his widow, delivered a check.
Third:
- And here we had such a case. Our office is located on the second floor of a skyscraper. So, one of our clients, who lived at the 53 th floor, while washing windows broke down. And when it flew past us, we managed to hand him a check!
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- What will the blonde after watching the movie on DVD?
- Try to rewind.
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- When a woman is more than just the hair between your legs?
- When she rides a horse.
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Interesting questions:
- Why "separately" is written as one word, while "in one word is written separately?
- How the virus with no genitals, could well exhaust the entire population?
- How a blind man while visiting the toilet determines whether enough carefully he podtersya?
- Can I create a nuclear explosion magnetic field to destroy all of my videos?
- Why nobody produces food for cats with a taste of mice?
- Dancers always dance on tiptoe, instead it was easier to recruit more high-dancers?
- If I want to buy a new boomerang, how do I get rid of the old?
- Will operate lights spacecraft if it accelerated to the speed of light?
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Psychedelics have a triple action: the first - improved memory for distant events, the second - reduced memory for the next event, the third - ... so what we're talking about?
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Many people are able to significantly improve their lives through drugs. For example, pharmacists ...
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- Well, how do you feel?
- Bad, doctor. Now even those dishes that you have banned me, I eat without pleasure.
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Old Uzbek bats stubborn ass. These approaches a policeman:
- For a mockery of the animals pay the fine - he says.
Uzbek pay a fine, and when the policeman leaves, he pats his ass, and lamenting, saying:
- Mother You, my dear you're mine. Well, why do I have never said that your elder brother works in the police?

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