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March 19 2009

The institute goes exams. Ha stairs sits a girl, and something
stress bison. Past it is a punk, a dashing outfit and everything.
As they passed her, stopped, slowly peering into a book
and just as slowly, with a clever look:
- A-ah, algebra, I know, I know she would be killed at the end.
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"Every month I get a paycheck.
I go to the doctor and pay him 100 dollars - the doctor wants to live.
He writes a prescription, I go to the pharmacy and buy pills
$ 100 - the pharmacist also wants to live.
Then I come home and throw pills down the toilet -
I too want to live. "
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From gaishnogo Protocol:
After the incident at the scene were found:
Female head - one thing, ladies arm - one piece, the foot female -
one thing, a thing women - one thing ...
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The children gleefully shouted:
- Bagel, a bagel!
They did not know that the bun mortally wounded on the flight.
Zoo. Go to the cage with a wolf suit guy, looks, and so quietly
Wolf asks: "Do not know, comrade?" I'm from Tambov ... "
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There are two friends after the holidays:
- Well, as a rest, where were you?
- Not bad, in the south was a sea - fruit, women ...
- Yeah, right. And I have to testify - the swamp, cucumbers and women.
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After a tiring reading the bible the priest decided to marry. Comes
a friend and asks him to find the girl. A week later puritan married.
Wedding night, "mus" comes into the bedroom and sees his little girl
on the bed.
- Honey, I thought I find you standing on your knees ...
- Honey, I too so I can, but that I have started a hiccup!
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Two swimming in the African river, when they attacked the crocodile
and bit off one of their hands and feet. Seeing this, the other shouts to him:
"Jump on my back!" He did so, in short, they swam to shore.
"Phew, - says the second, were saved, but why so ass hurt?" The first
responds: "I had to somehow for you to stay!"
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The shortest English anecdote:
"It takes an Irishman by the bar ....."
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Chukchi comes with her son to the doctor and says:
- Doctor, my son eats nothing: no butter, no meat, no bread.
- Why?
- Neto.
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The perennial question of the Russian intelligentsia: 'What delat, and to whom to give? "
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How's your new job?
- This is the worst thing I had in my life!
- So why did not you retire?
- What next! The first time I'm looking forward to six in the evening to go home!

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