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Jokes ... (November 18, 2009 Issue 3)

November 18 2009
16:53

At the stop there are two "junkies."
- Sergei, do you think, what kind of transport is the fastest? - Asks one of another.
- Of course, the trolley!
- Why?
- Look like running on a leash! And if you untie him?
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A decent single man dating a woman with serious intentions. My phone 468-01-35. If a woman's voice answers, say that the wrong number.
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- Would you like to become a poet with a capital letter?
- No. Better oligarch with a little.
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The Russian army is created the first female airborne battalion.
Unlike the men's airborne units, takes the girls desantnits be pink.
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- What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
- I do not know and I do not care!
Experienced Don Juan teaches his friend:
- With a woman should be able to handle. You'll get all of it, above all - in anything she does not concede That last week was the case with one.
She banged on my door, begging to open, crying, cunning. And I was unapproachable. So it was not released.
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The husband is in the room, resting. Includes a wife and mother-in-law.
Wife joyful voice: "Honey, look - my mother came to us!"
Husband with a sigh: "Why should I look at it, I do not Medusa ..."
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When a player Spartak Moscow Flo misses from the favorable situation, the partners ashamed of it: "Fu, Flo!".
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... Immediately treated with iodine scratches! ... and, in general, I forbid you to climb Mount Everest!
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Minister tired after a hard day, I went in the evening stroll. Comes up to him pretty girl:
- Come with me. Total $ 20.
Why? Girl canceled, and $ 20 for it no money.
They had a minister of the time just fine. Paid, and leaving asks:
- How can you live on such a pittance? After all, this is now my dear life.
- It is difficult, of course. By the end of the month just no money left. Then, well, bed throw, turn to blackmail.
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Drunk husband comes in the morning ... Wife:
- Again all night drinking?
- Why just drink? uk .. how you identified?
- Why the circles under my eyes?
- Fell asleep on the glasses ...

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