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Jokes ... (October 18, 2009 Issue 1)

October 18 2009
05:27

Two rushing to the train.
- How long before the train left?
- Ten minutes.
- And on my watch - five!
- So you do not have time!
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God must love the people of mediocre, if he created them so much.
Abraham Lincoln
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There are two friends, and among them is the dialogue:
- How are you?
- Why, mother-in-law just zadolbala: every week coming to us and nudit and screaming ...
- This problem can be solved, but this should be creative. I, for instance, made a gift to his surprise, and she now lives quietly at home and we are not lacking.
- Wow, and what that gift is?
- Shepherd's Watch.
- And what was the surprise?
- This dog is trained to the fact that no one leaving the house.
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Every mother hopes that her daughter bydet happier in marriage, than she did, but neither mother hopes that her son marries ydachnee his father.
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The weaker sex is stronger than strong because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weak.
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- Why are you so sad?
- Why, the girl priudaril ...
- So?
- Priubil ...
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- Mom, is it true that all the children of two moms and two popes?
- No, son, only you: You do have cross-eyed.
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- Mama, frogs are the glasses?
- No, of course!
- So, this is my grandmother floating in the pond.
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- Mom, I'm the guys at school say that my head like an onion.
- Son, you'd go to my room, and then on you will not look without tears.
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Go through the woods two hunters. Suddenly, one asks:
- Did you see?
- No.
- What do you mean? Only that the partridge flew over us.
Go further. Then the first again asks:
- Did you see?
- No.
- What do you mean, just blind? Hare just ran!
After some time, the first again asks:
- Did you see?
The second, already feeling uncomfortable, I decided to answer in the affirmative:
- Yes, I saw!
- So what are you then it occurred?

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