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Jokes ... (July 18, 2009 Issue 3)

July 18 2009

If I were a sultan, I'd had three wives.
But on the other hand ...
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A poet, hoping for a reward, he glorified in his poems
ruler. He listened attentively to the poet said:
- Now I have nothing to reward you ... But when you annoy me -
I'll forgive your guilt! And then we're even.
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In court:
- And why do you drink so much, Walt?
- Well, it turns out so, Your Honor: I first snack onion to
to kill the smell of whiskey - and then comes back to drink whiskey to
drown out the smell of onions. Damn bow! ..
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Were once husband and wife as a witness, brought them in and menturu
write data.
- Citizen, your surname, first name middle name?
- Ivanova She showed.
- How old are you, She showed?
- Thirty-five ...
- Chtoo?
- Thirty-five, so at least my husband ask.
- I think she can be trusted - after ten years is as it claims!
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The surgeon performed an illegal operation and will be closed.
Years of such things at 6.
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A conversation between two men:
- Why did you marry a woman who is older than you, for twenty years?
- I mean, you know my indecision and timidity. And she
would not let me finish the sentence, when I asked for hand ... her daughter ...
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Phone call.
- Hello, this is the headmaster?
- Yes.
- You know that you ran away from the office of biology rat?
- Well, I know, and what do you want me to do?
- Call or engineers to change jobs!
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Marketers ask:
- And what, on any product you can find a buyer?
- Yes, of course.
- Well, suppose I have a bag of old, rusty, bent nails, and
what to do with it?
- And what you have next to no repair shop tire?
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The little girl digging in a sandbox. Goes past the guy:
- Girl, do not give my uncle the sand?
- And to hell! "
- You can not say that! I must say - why?
- Well, we shall take, or the market grow?!
- Yes, I was joking!
- Here a fucking joke too, so it is now up to fuck dig!
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Two fishermen:
- Look, you have the same worm is long gone, full hook naked!
- Come on, how well-fed can bite!

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