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Jokes ... (April 18, 2009 Issue 3)

April 18 2009
16:06

Dream necrophile:
"And along the road dead with braids standing. And the spit from the waist up!"
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- Get plenty of passion! - The director says operatic tenor. - Have you ever
not to love?
- I loved - is responsible tenor. - But never at the same time did not sing.
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- Do you like raw eggs?
- It is not good to laugh at the sick man!
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In cold weather, from street artists and portrait painters of the quickest ends
blue pencils.
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- Gathered at a morgue pobuhat ...
- And what for some reason?
- Oh, the corpse of a washed ...
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- Sarah! You've already given up completely take care of yourself! At you have "blue" start
pay attention!
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Women's studio invites you to work a man capable of stroking and smacking.
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At a reception at the sexologist, diagnosis:
There once was a painter, one. He had a cottage and canvas ...
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The restaurant looks a bum and shouts at the audience:
- All the fucking champagne ...!! Well, I then drink up!
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Aunt comes to medical examination.
Doctor:
- What is it, dear, you have a terrible bruise?
Baba:
- It's not a bruise, a mole!
Doctor:
- It can not be? Under the eye ...!?
Aunt:
- Yes! It to me ... as it is ... dear husband put ...!!!

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