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Jokes ... (November 17, 2009 Issue 3)

November 17 2009
16:49

- Everything! Can no longer - I have decided to escape from her husband!
- What happened?
- He has a silly habit - when he does something at home, singing a song. I have a headache from them, the neighbors complain!
- What is so bad singing?
- No, very well.
- So what's the deal?
- But it's all the songs of Vitas!
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Register new movie yzhasov: Zdpavstvyyte, I am your mother-in-law! "
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Why gaishniky machine?
To protect dnevnyyu vypychky from dpygih gpabiteley.
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Ha Far East zadepzhana gpyppa bpakonepov, kotopye gybili eggplant only padi ikpy.
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Advertising.
"Hapychniki police." Full yvepennost that will find its devyshky where the left!
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Ha championship mipa on klassy Fopmyla-1 One family took place fopmyla C2H5OH
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Drunk lies on the gutter and Grilles opet:
- Why did they put?
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Ha pepekpestke.
Stapyshka:
- Vnychok, ppiglyadis pozhalyysta - there is green?
- Green, babylya!
- Pepevedi, pozhalyysta.
- Hy ... it ... GREEN'S, in moemy ...
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The poor Negro family.
Son:
- Dad, can I have with your pisey play.
- You can, you can just not go away.
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Sex - it's boring. ..... Now, if the two of us!
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The man who speaks in many languages - a polyglot.
A person who speaks two languages - billing.
The man who speaks the same language - American.

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