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Jokes ... (November 17, 2009 Issue 1)

November 17 2009
05:47

Married to an Italian Uzbek with Israeli citizenship, nicknamed Taivanchik put pressure on the French federation of sport to help win Russian figure skaters.
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Vodka - a magical liquid that turns into a black melancholy delirium tremens.
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Wife berates her husband:
- Yesterday you stumbled home half drunk.
- Well, sorry, just not enough money.
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The husband yells to his wife from the shower:
- I like this shampoo is not suitable! It says "for dry hair, and my hair wet!
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Dressed Jew can be confused with Christian and stripped - just a Muslim.
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There are blue berets, berets, and there are naturals.
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A conversation between two men:
- Yesterday, the weather was cool! Heat, sun and the breeze so tender, well, just the grace of God! Yes, and yesterday gave the pay!
- Yeah, exactly, is the pay given ... And the weather ... I do not know how the weather and pavement hard!
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When God created man, he patented his invention. And now every fool can do the same.
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The mother thinks - it's time for my daughter to look for the groom. Gave to her ad on the internet dating site:
"Young Charming sexy girl meet interesting man with serious intentions."
A week later, her daughter asks her mother - well, as there are responses from potential suitors?
Mother (grimly):
- So far, only one letter. But you this kid absolutely no good.
- But why not work?
- Yes because it's our dad!
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How to ward off wasps.
If wasps are brazenly walk into the house to catch them one by one, are fixed in a vise and a broom in the face, the face. In another, they do not understand.

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