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Jokes ... (April 17, 2009 Issue 1)

April 17 2009
05:52

Noticed a peasant girl, a beautiful girl, and she told him terribly
liked it. All the thoughts he had only about how he could sleep with her.
He thought, thinking how it would drive up and decided:
- You know - he says - I'm an artist. Portraitist. Not whether you will agree me
pose?
- Okay. Agrees for $ 300.
The peasant scratched on susekam, won the money was her painting.
During the second session the girl says:
- Excuse me, but I would still like to draw your bare-chested.
- Well. Then $ 500.
A man borrowed from friends, began to paint her topless. During the next
Session says:
- Listen! I'm not all told. In fact, I would like to draw your
completely naked.
- Draw naked? Then $ 1000.
A man sold the furniture. And when she began to pose for him to be completely naked,
he was unable to restrain himself and cried:
- Understand that I am burning with desire to possess you. I understand ... In short, how much you
want?
- In terms of sleep? Well, then $ 100, as with all.
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Man comes into the office to the doctor and says:
- Doctor, and here we are!
- Who are "we"?
- I and worms!
- Kyda so you're running?
- Speshy syppyzhesky perform their duty!
- Yes! Ho do you live in dpygoy sto.pone!
- But I finally arrived tyda not donesy.
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Women wanting to lose weight, get a doctor's recommendation
for the beginning do not have the first two weeks. In a week
She resorted to the doctor and horrified reports that during the
oral sex from her husband took a bite and swallowed an egg.
- "Do not worry so much - it's only 150 calories.
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About the trauma of paragraph bandaged wife
stopped the taxi. Got into the car, ask the driver:
- Just do not drive, please. And then yesterday we got a
scorcher that we have an accident.
The taxi driver turns out happily:
- Oh, and I did not recognize you!
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- Doctor, to me that something is wrong. I was just forty years, but when
I look in the mirror what I see? Bald head, bags under the eyes, wrinkles, cheeks hang
teeth left. What am I wrong?
- Well, like I can not say, but perhaps not all that bad? At least
you have excellent eyesight.
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"We could, of course, still talk" - thought Dragon, running
by Ilya of Murom, - "but one head is good, two is better."

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