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Jokes ... (August 16, 2009 Issue 3)

August 16 2009
16:32

Daughter:
- Dad, how you and mom meet?
- It's very simple. I opened up as a phone book at random, jabbed his finger in the page number and dialed those caught.
- So what?
- And went straight to Mom's work. Talk. Mom I was fascinated. And her voice, and thoughts, and manner of expressing these thoughts.
- And as my mother's work is called?
- Oh, docha long ago it was ... And yet, "phone sex" seems to be ...
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- So you that, though her husband threw?
- And what could I do? Do you remember when I met him, he told me that he was in bed as a royal eagle? But I'm not an ornithologist, where I knew that this damned bird makes love once in three years!
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- I have a flashlight.
- Pocket? And what are you highlight?
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Two condoms at the pharmacy lead the conversation.
- Oh, God forbid, Boris Moiseev buy ....
- Why?
- Not only that x% d sent, so even find yourself in the ass ....
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In comes a cowboy bar and sees that there is absolutely no visitors.
- Where is everybody? - Asks the bartender.
- Yes, hang paper and Pete Brown.
- Hmm, the name of a what a strange!
- Yes, you know, he wears pants in brown paper, brown paper shirt, and even a hat from brown paper.
- And for what it wants to hang something?
- Yes, already tired of rustling!
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- Remember, my son, not everything in life can be achieved with his fists. Sometimes you have to take over a good stick!
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Son:
- Dad, but Kate said that she found in the cabbage.
- Well, it may very well be ...
- A Kohl stork brought.
- Of course.
- And I also brought a stork?
- Stork, son, stork. And the name of the stork Jora uncle of 37-th apartment. I did then still tagged to the other storks do not mix.
- Really?
- Do not believe me - go see. He still walks with a bent beak.
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A member of the host:
- Listen! Let's go to bed! I get up early tomorrow!
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Is Ivan the Fool on lesy sees izbyshka on kypih legs. Postychal in dve.p, opens a emy Baba Yaga.
- Pysti, grandmother pepenochevat!
- Hy, Wang You and vppavdy dypak! Stapa me for this!

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