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Jokes ... (July 16, 2009 Issue 1)

July 16 2009

In an elderly couple coming fiftieth anniversary of its
wedding. In a fit of nostalgic feelings, they go to school, where they
studied, and, hand in hand with emotion looking at the old parties with
cut once the words "I love you, Sally."
On the way home they drove past the armored car, and all of a sudden
He fell out of a bag of money. Wife picked up a bag, and it
was 50 thousand dollars.
- We need to get it back, - said the husband.
- What has fallen, it was gone! - Said the husband, and when they came home
finding hidden in the attic.
The next day they showed up two FBI agents.
- Sorry, could not find anyone of you have a bag of money,
tumbled yesterday from an armored vehicle?
- No, - answered her husband.
And her husband replied:
- Yes, she's lying! She grabbed the money and put her in the attic ...
- Yes, you do not listen to him, he's a small crazy ... - My wife says.
But the agents sat her husband and took him in turn:
- Come, Come, Tell us all from the beginning!
The old man began to explain:
- Well, in general, we will return to her home from school ...
FBRovets, exchanging glances with a partner:
- Come here!
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Blondes - very stupid creatures. This is evident even in jokes. Stupid
they can only be a brunette, brown-haired and red.
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- Jeweler Smith was robbed three times, and the police can not
catch the thieves - said one businessman to another.
- Well, as Smith himself? Can not he do anything?
- And how! Put on a showcase collection of fake diamonds and
established a first class camera with a timer, which was
work as soon as the thief touches the jewelry.
- Well done! That's fiction! Well, how?
- The thief did not touch the fake stones, but stole a camera ...
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A man met a beautiful girlfriend.
She leads him home.
Only he undressed - the husband in an apartment comes.
A guy through a window, the benefit of the first floor, and tear, in the buff.
The husband went into the bedroom, gleefully scooped up a bunch of stuff lover:
- Good for you, Masha, works well. Today is the fifth. I am with shmutkami
to the commission, and you come on the track.
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When a girl smiles at the young man, he is trying to determine what it is so attractive.
When a young girl smiling man of fifty, he
turns around to see what a handsome standing behind him.
But when women of all ages smiling octogenarian, he looks down to see, not whether he unbuttoned fly.
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- Sir, I beg you, give me a hundred rubles, I am in the morning
nothing to eat.
- I also ...
- Then let a thousand, and I invite you to dine with me!

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