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Jokes ... (May 16, 2009 Issue 3)

May 16 2009
16:50

Two friends are walking a frosty night in the city. On the sidewalk lies
Cur. One of the ladies said:
- And as a dog is not just what it is cold lying on the pavement?
- But it is fur ...
- Yes, of course ... But I would not even in his coat for what would be so
did not broke ...
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Came a man in a barber shop and says:
- Tonsure me how you want.
His shaved bald. He looked at himself in the mirror and says:
- I do not like, shear differently.
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One woman is different:
- My son has so many girls! Only hear it with Claudia
fuck it with ICQ! And when the only time to, because all the time
the computer!
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Evening, the village. Sitting on a bench guy and a girl.
Guy smokes a cigarette and says nothing.
Girl:
- Well, I'm like, go!
Guy:
- Sit!
An hour passes.
DA: - Well I'm like, go!
AP: - Sit!
Held for the second hour.
DA: - Well I'm like, go!
AP: - Sit!
The girl gets up and walks away.
The guy puts out a cigarette ...
- Hmm, not given!
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Goes to Chukchi striptease.
Returned dissatisfied, friends ask:
- Well liked?
- What is there to like? Some kind of girl for half an hour trying to
pull a long iron pipe, poor izmuchalas whole, failed to
tear, then turned and walked away ..:(!
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Militsionepy trying to pull out of the puddle drunken matposa.
Tfrom bounces and opet:
- Garbage! First, save women and children.
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After a hearty breakfast, my husband sat down in front of a computer and plunged
in internet porn sites.
- What are you? - Surprised his wife. - Do not go to work today?
- Oh, God! And I decided that long ago there ...

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