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May 16 2009

Lecturer pathetically asks:
- Tell me, who was braver than the Alexander Nevsky, wiser, Socrates,
Solomon is fairer, more honest in Washington, wittier Chekhov
and the beautiful Apollo?
In the silence of the last row of a voice:
- The first husband of my wife!
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Hekto vstpechaet one another in his, who has refused to paying Workflow
padi quarries writer.
- Well what could you have ppodat anything from her?
- Yes. Machine and televizop.
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Excuses for the session (with translation):

1) I'm not sure (I do not know)
2) I can not remember offhand (I do not know)
3) Yesterday my sister had a wedding (I know nothing)
4) It is obvious (I do not know O)
5) Based on the foregoing (the foregoing is not to blame)
6) That the lectures was not (I do not go to lectures)
7) semester was very busy (yesterday desire to look into the material
has not appeared)
8) I still work (like credit nahalyavu)
9) There was little time to prepare (a freebie is not passed)
10) I need time to focus (blin!! What to do?)
11) We need to think (drag time ...)
12) M-M-M-M ....( propose to hammer on this question)
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At the reception, a therapist:
- Yes ..? How long do you see in her husband ideal man?
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Read the instructions to demonstrate how the enema: upisalsya ....
Apply: ukakalsya ....
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Is it possible to boil the syringes?
Yes, but only in cold water.
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A man goes to the doctor and complains:
- I have 3 months of dreams, the same woman!
- So what? - Asks the doctor.
- See it now I can not!
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There are two friends:
- As a family?
- Yes, you know, there are problems. Yesterday my wife in bed, found the wrench.
Maybe it is me with the engineer changes?
- Well, you give! I have my last driver found! So, she told me
with a steam engine changes?
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There once was a king. Told once by his local gypsy that his wife will give birth to him
not his son who would kill him and take his place. Frightened King
sorry for killing his beloved, he locked it on the top floor of his castle.
After 9 months of the queen gave birth to a son.

Thank Karlsson on the roof!
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A new Viagra Plus.
Acts at home, too!

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