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Jokes ... (April 16, 2009 Issue 3)

April 16 2009

- Do not say that I need to do, and I will not tell you where you need to go.
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The girl from the village decided to go to college. Before any documents comes
in the hospital for medical examination, passed all the doctors, with only a gynecologist.
The doctor examined her and wrote something and it came out ... After some time
comes back and says:
- Dohtor what form mene wrote "health"? Hapisali would be "small" or "Taka, yak all" ...
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The young lady weighed on automatic scales at the reception. Throwing in the slot
coin, it looks at the evidence weights, frowns, takes off his coat,
gloves and hat. Then gets a new coin, tosses it into the slot, and again
weighed. Then he leaves the scales, removes the jacket and shoes, again, throws
coin and again weighed. This is followed by a blouse, skirt, stockings and new
Coin ... then a lady stopped to think. At this time, it
suitable doctor and says:
- Continue, my dear! Next - due to our hospital!
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It (reads aloud):
- Hands move slowly from the chest to the shoulders, then down the spine slip
on the back of her thighs, moving smoothly on my stomach ...
- Honey, this is what the Kama Sutra?
- No instruction on customs clearance ...
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A real man will always be able dobtsya from a woman what she
from him he wants!
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Ended with the circus, little man came into the dressing room and politely
- Excuse me, where do I find midget Vasya, I went to him on the case.
Leaves a hefty Buslaev:
- Well, I'm John, Joe, what do you want?
- How is it that I'm looking for midget ...
- Listen, man, I have that out of hours can not relax?
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The store becomes a citizen of the seller:
- Tell me where your head sits?
- How do you know that he is sitting?
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"For those who are in the sea!" Favorite toast sharks.
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From the interview:
- Say, at what point you have to get involved in skydiving?
- Honestly, as soon as he saw that the third motor burns ...
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The young boy decided to grasp the wisdom and for this became a hermit.
He lived in a cave high in the mountains each day to meditate and behold 40 years later he opened the truth. It sounded like this: "The Idiot, the youth is given to fuck, and not to seek the truth."

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