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Jokes ... (November 15, 2009 Issue 1)

November 15 2009
05:02

One man, sitting in a boat on the river, shouting: "No No No!" Another, who saw it, asked a passing policeman: "Why is this man shouting:" No! No!? He's one in the boat. "
- It's no wonder - the policeman said - he's just one of those who in the White House always says "yes", he now leave.
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One friend calls another with a cheerful message:
- My mother-in-law had gone!
- Someone who is left? - He does not understand that.
- Spelling: tiger, viper, pike, shark!
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Twins in the womb for 9 months. One joyfully exclaims:
- Well, what? It's time for the big world to see!
Second sullenly:
- I can not exit!
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You know that I love you. I know that you love me. Hence, we're curious people!
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Law enforcement authorities finally covered underground clinic, making illegal circumcision.
Over three years, she managed to hide the wiser.
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Husband and wife are flying on holiday. The plane takes off, and then the wife says to her husband:
- What a mess! I forgot to turn off the iron.
- Are you stunned? The fire would happen! Still do not. I think I forgot to tap in the bathroom shut.
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- What a good girl!
- It is not good, and not a girl, uk .. and no! ..
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Secretary:
- Chef, phone! In my opinion, you ask.
- What does it mean in my opinion "? Me or not me?
- Well, I do not know. Someone calls and asks - this kid is still around?
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A customer comes in a travel agency.
- I would go to the sea, inexpensive way to fly far away, And to something memorable, well, exciting on the road.
- Then you are in Tunisia. 5 stars hotel, 600 - per week for two people, a beach with microclimate, 4 hours of summer. In! Recreation remember for a lifetime.
- Where is the exciting on the way?
- A 4-hour flight for 30 minutes in the zone of responsibility of defense of Ukraine!

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