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Jokes ... (October 15, 2009 Issue 2)

October 15 2009
11:23

A guy gets up in the morning, a terrible hangover. Suited to the mirror, looks cloudy eyes, waving his hand ...
- Hmm ... Asynchronous ...
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- Girl, you got a comb?
- There is ...
- That's Cheshi here!
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Jew comes to the restaurant to the ensemble and asks:
- How much will you have to order a song?
- Yes, many do not mind ...
- Wow ... But I do think that nowadays nothing is being done for free.
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I want you! I want you to turn a head, get you into bed, I want you it was hot, I want you to sweat, make you moan for a week.
I look forward to seeing you.
YOUR FLU
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The horse is reading a book. Jaw jerks. His eyes fell out of their sockets.
On the rump streaming sweat. Trembling.
Suited to each horse:
- What do we read?
- Bullshit.
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"Grandfather" beckoning to his apprentice, who, in his opinion, did something wrong. And lazily thrusting a clenched fist, said:
- Well, he twice ...
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Man comes to the sex therapist.
- Doctor! I'm after intercourse for about ten minutes a whistle in my ears is ...
- How much to you, darling, years?
- Sixty.
- So what do you want? Applause, or what?
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Grandfather planted liver. Liver grew big-very big. Grandfather pulls, pull, pull can not. Have not pulled ...
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A man wakes up in the middle of the night screaming in a cold sweat, holding hands on the eggs.
Wife:
- Honey, what happened?
- Sleep eerie dream: that I go on a big fairy-tale palaces and taken to the harem.
- Same as me, Sultan found!
- That's what I thought the same thing. I realized that the sultan did not pull. And then I was so scared, so scared ...

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