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Jokes ... (September 15, 2009 Issue 3)

September 15 2009
16:27

- Did you change your usual five packs of powder per gram of unusual?
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At school, girls greeted the guys from the 23 th of February. It was the turn of guys
congratulate the girls with the 8 th March. Well, they sit and decide what gift to make.
Sasha: - I think it is worth it to give makeup.
Sergey: - I think we should give each flower and something out of stationery.
Vovochka: - In the yard in March .. All of us were born in the year of Cats ...
All: - And Th .. you want to donate toys?
Vovochka: - What nafig toys?! The main thing to decide: Who to fuck
will!
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- How will the "Ukraine" in German?
- Hochland.
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Vovochka walking on the street with his mom. Suddenly to meet them is my mother's friend. After they shook hands, Mom says:
- Vovochka kiss her aunt.
- I will not!
- Vovochka, I said, kissing his aunt!
- I will not, and all!
- What is it, Vovochka, why do not you kiss her aunt?
- It is for this yesterday, the Pope gave his cheek!
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- Mom, why do I always have to sleep with her grandfather?
- I told you: because we have no money for his funeral.
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On exams in razvedshkolu entrant Peter Simon did not answer a single question, resulting in a passed directly to the second course.
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- All my neighbors house megalomania. One calls himself a Molotov other - Malenkov. They think they can deceive Stalin ...
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Night at the sex shop: sleeping toys, books sleep ...
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Take a look at our channel:
- On the river floats ax. Start navigation.
- Romance with a big road. Why do people who dreamed as a child to become
the astronauts go to work in the traffic police.
- New Day sip. Once again on the hangover.
- Do not place makes the man, but man - the place. Painters. Who are they?
- Mowers. The problem of recruitment into the ranks of the Russian Armed Forces still
relevant.
- Dig, Emelya, your week. Emelyan - a man of rare profession. He
gravedigger.
- The time to gather stones together? Again robbed a jewelry store.
- Drove two horses. And chess players take bribes.
- Flying Duck. Interviews with witnesses of the explosion at the hospital.

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