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Jokes ... (September 15, 2009 Issue 1)

September 15 2009
05:23

Drunken man goes home late at night. At this time the clock strikes
three-fold. Man:
- I already know that time is an hour, I do not need to repeat it three times!
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Razgovapivayut two ppiyatelya:
- Vasya, what would you say if vstpetil zhenschiny, koto.paya all forgive, bydet dobpa, affectionate, gentle and kho.posho cooking??
Vasya podymav:
- Zdpavstvyy, mom ...
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A man was drunk at the board, comes home at three o'clock, and then his wife
meets with a rolling pin. Wife:
- Do you know what time is it?
- No.
- Then here's one hour (hits him with a rolling pin), here's two hours (again, beats), and here's three hours (again hits)! Now go to bed, you beast!
A man, scratching his reputation, said:
- It's good that I did not ugorazdilo arrive at midnight!
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Two distinctive characteristics of Russian:
1 - Russian-language sign in the newspapers;
2 - finds that more than one drink a vodka, it can not.
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We are slowly harnesses - but we go fast.
And the brakes at all scary!
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Two men talking:
- Listen, your wife has ever caught, when you wank in
toilet?
- No ...
- True, great place?
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The inscription on the gravestone:
"Here lies an atheist.
Beautifully dressed - and nowhere to go! "
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Talk to two friends:
- I feel like a mouse on your computer.
- This is why?
- Crawling on the carpet, and in the stomach all the cool-cool!
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For several years, Ivanov on April 1 received a telegram: "Your grandmother's death in Australia. Notify the account number to transfer 10 million inheritance." Ivanov was laughing every time a stupid joke and tore up the telegram. At this time, in faraway Australia, doctors are once again forced a poor old woman to live another year, until her grandson was not wiser.

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