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Jokes ... (August 15, 2009 Issue 2)

August 15 2009
11:27

Morons, finished his, threw a cigarette butt on the pavement, thereby creating jobs for local janitor Matveitch. Matveyitch whose broom was breathing its last, ordered a new one in the woodworking shop, and then ended with wood, and they have downloaded work Baklushinsky LPH, which began a relentless sawing and putting out the next line was ... And off we go ... And she began to climb seemingly industry in the country, but hung Matveyitch table "Cigarette butts do not throw, and the economic recovery came to nothing ...
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The daily routine of the deputy.

7.00 - Rise.
7.15 - stimulating morning lobbying.
7.30 - Breakfast.
9.30 - The deputy monitoring traffic police personnel salute.
9.55 - Deputy's mandate for the driver. Discussion of a shopping list for first reading.
10.00 - break. Story jokes Kharitonov.
10.30 - Deputy requests to the MOF and the State Committee for Construction.
11.00 - Satisfaction parliamentary inquiries.
13.00 - Lunch.
14.00 - lunch talk on committees and commissions. Adoption of a resolution.
14.30 - break. Story jokes Kharitonov.
15.00 - Search the courtroom.
15.50 - Search for a card for voting.
16.00 - Voting on the agenda.
16.01 - Short refreshing sleep.
17.01 - Fight for the current issue.
17.20 - Medical Clinic. Amendment.
17.50 - Voting for the current issue.
18.50 - break. Story jokes Kharitonov in the third reading.
19.00 - A trip home with lights flashing. Meeting with voters, careless on the road.
19.25 - Meeting with the wife of a deputy. Talk with children deputies of the situation in school. Evaluation of the children.
19.30 - Dinner.
20.00 - family viewing TV news. Search for itself in a report from the State Duma.
21.00 - View the TV news. Acquainted with the situation in the country.
21.30 - Free time, letters home.
23.00 - Restless sleep on the fate of the motherland.
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Faculty of Medicine as a paz asked voppos:
- Ppofessop, please tell us how to distinguish a woman from a girl?
- You know, young man, a girl sits with shifted his feet, as ...
Reply absorbed noise shear legs ...
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- What's missing men to be perfect?
- TOTAL!
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From the museum № 5 in Petropetrovska stolen ashtray that belonged to the director of the museum. Experts estimate the damage so far. And while the director has to use a gold monstrance 15 th century.
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- How does a truck from a tram?
- The tram can push people only on rails, and the truck - across the street.
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At the pharmacy:
- Do you have any hormonal contraceptives, or, at worst, a condom?
- At the worst yesterday Vietnamese dismantled.

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