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Jokes ... (June 15, 2009 Issue 1)

June 15 2009
05:16

Two friends:
- Count up, I bought a dog, like a normal dog, but she Hound
was.
- Hu, and Th, normally: run faster, sporting such, yes?
- Hee, I said to her: "En face" and she told me: "yes you goooonish "....
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Two sitting late at night in the open.
He:
- Mania, you see that star over there?
She:
- Yes.
He:
- It's me! And there's that?
She:
- Yes.
He:
- It's you. And there you see that star to another star?
She (perking up and moving closer to it):
- Yes!
He:
- And it - I'm on a moped!
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From point A to point B off the train at a speed of 120 km per hour, and from
point B to meet him, rode second train at a speed of 160 km per hour.
The question is, what the hell he went up to meet if there odnokoleyka?
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Chubais sits in the taxi, the taxi driver asked:
- Where?
Chubais:
- I always needed ...
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There are two friend. One son, whose bandaged face.
- Oh, Claudia, and it is with your Vasenka?
- Ta! ... Roth broke!
- But how is it - the mouth broke?
- Ta! ... Crack a nut and mouth broke! ... So much for "buy mom a coconut!
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Arriving in Australia, the owner of the ranch in Texas, tying a conversation with
Local pastoralists. Texan boasts that he and spaciousness
more, and the cattle twice larger. Then look attractive Texan
kangaroos, which seemed far away. "This is who is?" - He asks.
- And what you have in Texas, the grasshoppers did not found? - Surprised
Australian.
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A sign on a table in a restaurant: "Eat sold.
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- Can we clink glasses with his wife?
- With his wife can go mad!
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Wife to her husband:
- Buy me a car, by train all over the world and see the light.
- This or that?
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In the State Farm "Ramensky" Moscow region a new breed
beef and dairy cattle. This animal eats meat and drinks some of his milk.

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