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April 15 2009

Village doctor is driving at high speed. The wife says to him:
- Slow down, and then the police will stop.
- Do not stop, I told him the whole day lying in bed at home.
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Son, a student comes from vacation to his parents. Reaches into the fridge and sees
what's inside pasted a large picture naked beauty of "Playboy."
He was surprised:
- Mom, this is what is there in the fridge?
- Photography? And, I put it to a smaller one. Each time a
I climbed into the refrigerator for a meal, I looked at the picture and think - this is what shape
I would like to have.
- Well, what helps?
- Yes and no. I lost five kilos, but your father added ten.
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Inspecting the crane, the plumber said the girl - the owner of the apartment:
- A strip-you time to change!
The girl, blushing with embarrassment, muttering:
- And what do you know where?
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Went one policeman to take exams. The examiner asks only
a salutary question - "What is the capital of Britain?"
- Bucharest.
- Wrong, London, did not pass, call the next one!
Then a policeman decides to help a friend, tells him:
- Go take the exam, you ask the question - what is the name capital
UK? answer - London!
And that he did not forget, sticks to him a piece of paper with the inscription on the sole.
Comes the second policeman to take the exam, and become detached piece of paper.
Ask him the famous question: "What is the capital of Britain?"
He quickly looks at the sole and says: "ADIDAS".
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In the twenty-first century, people will not lie, dissemble, to steal, to kill.
For them it will make the machines.
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The motto of amateur group sex: "Intimacy is not to propose!"
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Phone sex for masochists. First of all - you can not get through.
Account, which you get for the failed conversation pleasantly surprise you.
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The road to dinner spoon, and a heart attack - ambulance.
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Salon's The Snow Maiden "- a new collection of wedding dresses. Permanent
shopper - discount!
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At the hospital, dying patient, and above it are the chief doctor and the student.
- Maybe put an enema?
Chief Physician:
- It is possible, but to shit anyway, he will be the next world!
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At the border caught an American spy. During the interrogation, the spy has broken up and said,
that he was instructed to find out how in Russia are held for interrogation.

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