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Jokes ... (April 15, 2009 Issue 2)

April 15 2009
11:00

20 years ago I liked peers. Today, I almost do not pay peers
attention. Here's how tastes change over time.
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One friend tells another:
- All fed up with me guys. With these goats have no more business. Sell yourself
vibrator, and will complete the buzz.
- Vibrator, of course, well ... And suddenly, at the very moment the batteries sit down?
- Big deal, the first time or what? What am I, an orgasm that is not prosimuliruyu?
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Shoot damage to photographs and criminal records of identikit.
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- Hey, buddy! Want to see a real struggle of two predators?
Come to me tonight.
- And what will happen in the representation?
- I'll be your mother-in-leech!
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Last night a citizen Ivanova, given to a local newspaper ad
"I'll take in the good hands of a black boxer, was in full force
Zambia national team in boxing.
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- Let's talk about prekrasnom.U you have worms?
- No.
- Well, that's fine.
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Ivan Tsarevich takes a wife Vasilisa the Beautiful. Weddings, vodka
river, the tables are full. Newlyweds rise.
Kissed Ivan Tsarevich Vasilisa the Beautiful - and it was a frog.
Ivan Tsarevich kissed a frog - and it was Vasilisa the Beautiful.
Kissed Ivan Tsarevich Vasilisa the Beautiful - and it was a frog.
Ivan Tsarevich kissed a frog - and it was Vasilisa the Beautiful.
Kissed Ivan Tsarevich Vasilisa the Beautiful - and it was a frog.
Ivan Tsarevich kissed a frog - and it was Vasilisa the Beautiful.
...
And the guests all sneered: "Bitter!" Kiss! "
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MarVanna crucified before the fifth "B":
- What is the time: "it is clear, it is clear, you're clean?
Vovochka, thoughtfully:
- Must be pre-holiday.
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There are two Jews ...
- They say you got married?
- Yes.
- Successfully?
- No ... Window into the yard ...
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- Generally, guys, you know, I always tell the girls?
- No!
- How do you know?
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A missionary came to the distant island.
- Good morning, Monsieur! - Welcomes the boy in the port.
- Call me "Father."
- That's great, the mother-how will be pleased! And then she said
that you never go back!

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