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Jokes ... (March 14, 2009 Issue 3)

March 14 2009
16:55

- Do you remember your first teacher?
- Yes. It was in 10th grade, a teacher of Russian language
and literature!
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Newspaper ad:
The girl, 90/60/90, looking for adventure on their second 90.
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- Sonia, why did you told my mother that I am back in the morning?
- I did not say, Daddy! I said that I did not look at the clock,
because I was preparing breakfast ...
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- Zdpastvyyte, San Sanych us today with your dochepyu gylyat go,
maybe you are at the same time that the pharmacy-nibyd kypit?
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In the office of the dentist comes to the patient with dislocation of the jaw.
- It ppoizvodstvennaya trauma, doktop. This ppoizoshlo,
I yawned in kontope.
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Why so?
When I do work for a long time - I'm slow!
When the boss - he squeamish!
When I do not work - I'm lazy!
When the chef - he's too busy!
When I do something to sobsno initiative - I vyebyvayus!
When the boss - he proactive!
When I praise your boss - I lick your ass!
When the chief praises of his boss - he works!
When I do a four-thread good - chef never remember!
When I do bad - the boss will never forget!
When I'm not in the office - I wandered somewhere!
When the boss is not - he at the meeting!
When I'm wrong - I'm brainless moron!
When the boss - he, too, man!
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- I have a wife the other day with a mugger confused. As she screamed, as resisted,
when I had her in box calf.
- Duc is that ... I once mistook a robber with his wife, you'd see
he screamed and resisted.
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A curious passenger asked the flight attendant:
- Darling, and that means the TU-154-2B?
- Well, TU - which means that the aircraft designer Tupolev released,
150 - number of seats in the cabin, and 4 - is how many members of the crew.
- A 2 B?
- Here we are with Marinka.

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