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Jokes ... (March 14, 2009 Issue 2)

March 14 2009
11:52

- They say the desert is very hot?
- Awful! No grass, no trees for hundreds of kilometers.
We took turns lying in each other's shadow.
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Chef - subordinates:
- Here is our new sotpudnik. Show him what you do,
when you think that I'm Watching You.
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Two deaf occur. One friend says:
- Yesterday's wife so cursed, so screaming. I closed my eyes and listened.
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Engaged couple with the experience of love.
And then her husband became sleepy. Wife runs over:
- Vasya, well, you just like a log.
- Are you artistic gymnastics on TV watching?
- No.
- Did you see that there are the girls get up to a log.
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Flying two mosquito, old and young, look - on the lake
tan naked girl. Old asks:
- Well, from what places we drink?
- Yes, all the same!
- Oh, you ... Of the erogenous zones need to drink. This is for you anyway,
a woman something nice ...
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Prishel guy on draft board.
- Best - announces a doctor.
- Doctor, but I see as bad.
- We do not think so. This morning we found fit virtually
a blind person.
- What? And the blind man will serve?
- Het. His guide dog was flat.
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Dude comes to the pharmacy and asks anything of hiccups.
Pharmacist kaak give him in the face.
- What are you doing?
- Well! Now you do not have the hiccups!
- But my wife has!
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Papen govopit devyshke (very gently):
- Sometimes I think I love you, but then ... I opens a
eyes ... Het, again did not you ...
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Myzhik runs on pepony for yezzhayuschim train. Hekotopye emy kpichat:
- Previously, it was necessary for the station ppihodit!
- Previously, penshe ... Already vto.poy day begy ...
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Judge rebukes Gangster:
- Why are you so ungrateful? This old woman has given you a pastry roll,
and you told her the stone broke the window!
- It was not a stone ...
- What is it?
- That same roll ...
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- Never again will work on this fat pig!
- Yes, but what he told you this?
- "You're fired!"

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