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Jokes ... (August 13, 2009 Issue 2)

August 13 2009
11:38

Sell children's chainsaw. Small chainsaw to completely fill the leisure time
your child and you will calm things.
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One man says to another:
- Well, that's if you're so smart, tell me why women PARA tights and
ONE bra?
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- ... Imagine, she was dancing naked on the table! Operational ...
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- What is a "general anesthesia"?
- A strong blow to the head.
- A "local"?
- According to the genitals.
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Blue-eyed blonde with big (.)(.) slender (Y) is looking for a man with
impressive 8 ===. Men% please do not worry.
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A group of tourists in the forest lost 15 liters of alcohol.
Two weeks people had to live on food and water ...
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How does America:

If a woman thighs scald yourself with hot coffee, which she set
on the seat between his legs while driving car and talking on the
cell phone, she blames the restaurant.

If your son commits suicide, you blame the rock 'n' roll or
his favorite musician.

If you're smoking three packs a day for 40 years, dies of
lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter is pregnant from the captain of the school's football team, you
blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashed into a tree while driving home drunk - is to blame
bartender.

If your cousin caught AIDS because it pricked his heroin dirty
syringe - to blame the government will not supply him sterile.

If your grandchildren - are morons who can not behave - guilty
TV.

If your friend shot batty loony - to blame the manufacturer
weapons.

If one nut bursts in the cockpit and tries to kill
pilot at an altitude of 10,000 meters, but instead the passengers kill him,
mother of the deceased blames the airline.

I have lived long enough to understand what peace is and what
he said. So what if I die, sitting on his old, wrinkled ass in front of
this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates.

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