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August 13 2009

We should thank God for

... Husband, who every night pulls a blanket - because he sleeps with you, but do not go somewhere to bl .. kam.

... Son, a teenager who watches TV instead of washing dishes - because that means he's at home, rather than gads about the streets.

... The taxes you pay, because they mean that you have a job.

... For srach that you need to rake after the party, because it means - you have friends.

... For clothing that is too small, because it means - you have enough to eat.

... For your shadows, watching you in the process, because it means - all around you a lot of sunlight.

... For the lawn, which again must be cut, the windows, which again have to wash, drain, which again hammered, because what it all means - you have a house.

... For persistent complaints against the government because they mean - we have freedom of speech.

... For a place for a car that you find at the far end
parking lot, because it means - you are still able to walk, and not enough - you have your own transport.

... For the huge expense of heating, because it means - you live in the warmth.

... For that lady behind you in church singing horribly out of tune - it's
means that you are still able to hear.

... Over the mountain of dirty laundry and ironing - it means that you and your family have something to wear.

... For weariness and aching muscles after a hard day - that means you can still run at glory.

... For the alarm clock that wakes you up again the crack of dawn - because it means that you are still alive.

And finally ...

For many e-mails - which means that you have friends who do not
forget about you.
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Moscow Mayor Yuri Luzhkov has initiated the construction of the 4 th Ring Road. After his plans to build another, fifth, and take the Olympic Games.
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One man to another:
- Imagine! My neighbor was a vampire!
- I gave him an aspen stake into the heart hammered - he died!

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