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Anecdotes ... (June 13th 2009 Issue 1)

June 13 2009
05:24

- My dog is as smart as I am.
- Really? Strange, is not often hear, people tend to praise their
animals.
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Standing at his post, private Rabinovich heard suspicious rustling in the bushes.
Private hand in these cartridge into the chamber and fired into the air. Rustle became quieter,
and soon ceased altogether. Homeland appreciated feat
the hero, giving him two weeks' leave with the departure for herself.
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In the police car is heard on the radio command:
- Attention, crew 4102, go to the Elysian Fields
there on the street is completely naked woman.
After a short pause:
- All the rest of the crew to remain on the ground!
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Sits a man, catching a fish on bait.
Froglet emerges and says:
- Uncle, but I can float with dive?
- Come dive.
Frog, the proud uncle of a large grant of permission -
dives for fun. Nanyryalsya, Gauvreau:
- Uncle, and I can sit with you, fish polovlyu?
- Well, sit down.
Sel. Sits baldeet, whistles. Asks:
- Uncle, What's your name?
- Well, Uncle Nick.
Frog baldeet more, very happy.
Emerges the second frog, asks:
- Uncle, but I can float with dive?
The first (ominously):
- Get out! (Ingratiating): That's right, I said, Uncle Col?
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Met a guy with a girl, well, tea, coffee dance, etc.
After the love lie in bed happy.
Girl (happily):
- Hmmm ... Finally, I have a young man!
Guy:
- Yes? And what's his name?
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Objective: At the same time of the crash Fiz.Teha student A and student of Moscow State University V.
Question: Where did they meet?
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Chief tells his secretary:
- This letter is very important, so put it next to his varnish
nails, so we just might find it when they need it.
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A man tells a friend:
- Hey, I woke up this morning and feel - that something is not right!
And most importantly, "Something is not" too woke up and began to saw:
"Make coffee! Make coffee!"
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- What is the difference between various sex and perversion?
- In a variety of sex using a feather, and for the perversion -
whole chicken.
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Nekrozoofil the cemetery joyfully: "So that's where the dog is buried!"

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