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Jokes ... (March 13, 2009 Issue 1)

March 13 2009
05:43

Magicians said to his friend:
- I once made a sensational number! I sawed his wife in half!
I did it at all stages of the world! Yes ... And now we're in a divorce ...
- And where she now lives?
- In Paris and London.
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Shallow Hal ... A box that polzyyutsya.
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A man with his wife for many years to join the circus - shot from a cannon,
and his wife flew out of the trunk under the canopy. And then his wife left him, gone
a gymnast from another circus. Well, the man fell into depression, became the drink.
His friend says to him:
- John, Joe, you spit on it all. Big deal, big deal, his wife is gone.
Another will find themselves around the womans good overall.
- Bab-a complete, and the caliber of a horseradish find!
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- What are we, myzhchinam not npavitsya flawless functioning at home, so it
it odnoobpazie: ybpal bed vytep dust ppopylesosil ...
And chepez six months start all over again!
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1 st boy:
- My dad is the fastest in the world! He can throw from the balcony of an apple
and then ran down the stairs and catch it!
2 nd child:
- The fastest - it's my dad! He can shoot from a bow, and then
run and catch the arrow!
3rd boy:
- Hearn! My dad is cooler. He works for a computer firm to
six in the evening. And coming home is at 5:45!
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In the store.
- Girl, I wanted to buy gloves for my wife, that's like that, but the size of
do not know.
- A hand has great?
- Well, just like you.
- So let's me an example.
Examples. Chosen.
- Maybe, and shoes for his wife's look? Her leg is just like you.
Examples and shoes.
- Well, thank you very much.
- Is there anything else you want to buy?
- You are so dear ... In fact, his wife has requested the installation ...
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Comes a man on a bus and sits down in front of a very
neprivlekatalnoy ladies.
Gave him a look, lady all turned purple with indignation,
then bent to the man and says:
- Listen! Your penis is sticking out, and you do not care!
A guy (surprised):
- Really? .. Oh, you flatter yourself! - It just hangs.
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Psychologist talks to her that the upbringing of his son:
- You raise it too strictly.
- Why?
- When I asked him his name, he replied - Vova Stop.
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The little girl ppihodit home from school. Naturally, the mother starts
intepesovatsya her what was in school.
- Today we read a story ppo lupus cap - meets girl.
- And what does this story teach us?
- It teaches us to remember kho.posho look like our grandmothers.
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Fat man: "Better to laugh at you than at you."

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