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Jokes ... (November 12, 2009 Issue 3)

November 12 2009
18:52

Sit pop a deacon, drink vodka ...
After another glass of pop, stroking his belly, sighing heavily says:
- E-oh, do not go-ah ...
- But how so, sir, what did not go. The second box drink, and you - do not go.
- Back to not gone ... Pour Come on!
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"And with kisses hurry will not" - said the prince, the tears from sleeping beauty ...
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- The defendant, why, before hack box, you killed an old woman, suffering from deafness, but still asleep in another room?
- Your honor, the box was written: "To be opened after my death."
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There are two old friend. One is a song sings, the other dark clouds. One that cheerful, tries to ask his friend why he was so sad.
- Yes here a month ago and died a fool's wife left me a five-room apartment and a brand new sports car three weeks ago has died zanudlivaya mother-in-law and left a bunch of family jewels, and two weeks ago has died, my uncle, whom I have never in my life seen leaving me a tidy sum in the account at Swiss bank account.
Cheerful friend wonders:
- You should be happy, they say everything is so well composed.
Sad:
- Yeah, this week is coming to an end, and yet no one died.
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In hipupga.
- What bothers you?
- Doktop! I bposila girl!
- You to psihotepapevtu ...
- I ppoletel ten metpov - and udapilsya head against the wall ...
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- So, on whom do we stop? - Asked the lieutenant, waking up the morning after the ball ...
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- Company Figlipeydzh "... Zdpavstvuyte!
- Girl, you pass a message nenopmativnoy vocabulary?
- Het!
- Then, for subscriber 13213: Dopogaya! Lunch in the fridge, musop issued with a dog walk, postapayus be vovpemya. Your pupsichek.
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What makes winter tires on black?
- Tires do not start to read a rap when they put on a chain.
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I go I'm the web-page to read his personal mail, go to the Inbox, and below the counter: this page is up to you people attended 345713468 ...
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And where, my daughter, you are gathered in this dress?
And these lips do not lipstick color!

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