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Jokes ... (April 12, 2009 Issue 3)

April 12 2009

Yesterday at the stoned professor lectures showed electromagnetic waves.
Half of the students saw them ...
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Husband in the bathroom prints photos. Wife loudly commented:
- I can imagine what kind of pictures if you want to print them in the dark!
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There are two friends after the holidays:
- Well as the rest, where were you?
- Heploho, in the south was a sea - fruit, women!
- Yeah, right. And I have to testify - the swamp, cucumbers and women.
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A man crosses the road in the wrong place and not looking at the roadway,
but somewhere in the sky. To him Policeman comes and says:
- If you do not look where you go, you will enter wherever you look!
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If you're expecting guests, and suddenly noticed in your costume spot, do not worry.
This is fixable. Haprimer, stains from oil are easily derived gasoline.
Stains are easily removed from the gasoline with an alkali solution. Spots disappear from the alkali
of vinegar. Traces of vinegar should be rubbed with sunflower oil.
Hu, as well as stains from sunflower oil, you already know.
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- Run a command "do to others as you would like
have them do unto you? "
- Absolutely not! All humanity will become extinct.
- Why?
- Because as if men could fuck bab?
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Dog near her house to dig. Spade. Neighbour watchdog looks
her eyes zonked. The dog turned and said sadly:
- And all nachilos with the fact that I am a fool, has learned to bring slippers ...
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- Damn, yesterday branded the cattle - worn out!
- Yes, you have the same only two cows!
- A bee? ..
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- But my wife is perfectly prepares Uzbek pilaf!
- Do you Jo, do you know that only men can cook well
Uzbek pilaf?!
- Here! Can you imagine what I had to go to try
real Uzbek pilaf ...!?
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Student returned to the hostel after midnight and grit her friends in the room:
- You will not believe! Current chta drank half a liter of vodka - Panties vanished ...!!!

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