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Jokes ... (May 11, 2009 Issue 2)

May 11 2009
11:15

Judge:
- And what are your complaints about this man?
- He said that within me there is sparkle!
- So what? This is also a compliment!
- Yes, but he tried to dig it!
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- What genre is written Kama Sutra?
- Comedy provisions.
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Is a man on the street, his hands clasped in front of a boat and Ms. fronto-a-way
high-pitched, crying: but ... but ... but
Met friends ask:
- What, my brother happened?
And the response:
- All the pay lost ...
Friend:
- Damn, I'd like my eggs tore! ...
Crying, opening his hands:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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All men are bastards! I even have their phone numbers.
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Sign on the door beauty parlor:
- Come on in, have no fear.
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Once the wife of a hunter catches her husband with his mistress.
Grabbing his gun, she guided him to her husband's genitals and gathered
pull the trigger.
Hunter:
- Wait, this is not fair, you do not give me the chance for salvation! This is not
in sports!
Wife (standing in a pose of the arrow on the bench):
- Well, they rocked from side to side!
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- Going to the beach yesterday. I look in the sand lamp is old,
like a fairy tale about Alladin. Picked it up, give, I think Potro. And then suddenly there is a genie fairy tale, it is still idle walk. Rubbed it, nothing happens. Another loss, again silence. Just wanted to put in place, and the lamp's voice rang out: "Another rub, you idiot!" I fear a little language is not eaten. Rubbed else. A lamp of the same voice: "Faster, blockhead!"
Rubbed else. And I think to myself, what's next, what will? "Even faster!" Rubbed even faster. Suddenly I hear a voice says: "This is the thrill ... and now the luggage on the seat!"

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