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Jokes ... (May 10, 2009 Issue 3)

May 10 2009

Grandma baked bun. He rolled out of the oven and grandmother with her grandfather:
- Now DO uou DO?
And rolled on. Grandfather surprise stares at his grandmother:
- Why would this old?
- I do not know, probably, wheat was Canada.
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On sale new towels. They are excellent
absorb moisture, keep the smell and did not miss a sound!
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Two friends walked along the beach and saw an ad:
"For the Life Saving - 50 rubles."
- Come on you'll drown, I'll save, and fifty dollars - two.
Throw one into the water, struggling and shouting:
- Tone! Save me, help me!
- You Tony, but not the orientation. Below it is written that a finding of drowning -
hundred rubles.
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- Honey, I am yesterday for a roof covered with slate, on the machine
Taken bearing changed here ...
- In my opinion, "Viagra" as something different should act ...
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- Soon we'll be happy!
- Yes, left some two weeks.
- Would not it be nice if it happened tomorrow ...
- It's impossible, my dear, it's not one we're divorced.
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Forgiven the three friends, physicians: an ophthalmologist, a doctor by Ear
and gynecologist. Ophthalmologist:
- Well, now, I'll see you!
Specialist ear problems:
- Sometimes, I hope soon to hear you again!
- Hello wives! I'll drop like anything!
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Santa Claus is cute, comes to the next challenge:
- Whatever you like, dear boy, as a gift?
The child, without saying a word, beats Santa Claus in the face.
- Boy, what for?
- And this past year.
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Traveling man in a subway train in full, he sees - next to a girl
so all of you ... He says he:
- Girl, here it is so shaken, and all the railings are busy. I can be for your
chest to keep going, and then fall ...
She soglaschaetsya. Go, go, man says he:
- Girl, here it is so much shaking - can I stay for the second breast
Lass again soglaschaetsya. Again, go, man only opens his mouth:
- Girl ...
- Listen, man, or you have now and for me to rail appear
or "Watch the closing doors!"
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New employee receives an envelope with a salary. Opens - there is a check
and the amount of ink smeared. Asked a colleague what had happened, he replied:
- Duc, that workers are not gossiping with each other, but who gets ...
- What if I give money to him?
- So the whole town knows how many in this company are paid.

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