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Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 2)
November 30 2009
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Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 2) Led by two wino on the street and suddenly find the road 100-dollar bill. They began to think about how to split the money. One offers: - Let's buy a dollar of bread, but on everything else - vodka. - And why do we need so much bread? More...
Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 1)
November 30 2009
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Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 1) Operate on a patient. Only opened the abdominal cavity, as in the operating physician runs and cries: - Stop! The patient has only now been revealed serious contraindications to surgery! - What? - The Bank does not accept his check because his account is empty! More...
Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 3)
November 29 2009
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Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 3) A man creep up home well after midnight. Let's wife screaming: - Oh, you bastard! You promised me that your foot will never again set foot in that damn bar! - I kept my promise: there I crawled on all fours, and carried me back. More...
Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 2)
November 29 2009
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Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 2) - Me Please 38, No 39 cherries. - You sausage department? - Yes, why? - There salesman crazy. More...
Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 1)
November 29 2009
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Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 1) Evening. Eunuch in a harem tidies her small business: - So ... aha ... Emir yesterday fucking wives No. 4, 12, 18, 23, 25, 40. So, okay, Sportloto filled ... More...
Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 3)
November 28 2009
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Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 3) Met two of them: - Well there is our Kolyan doing? - Why, bad luck! Podzaletel on drunk for 5 years! - What do you mean? " Just because a human life began! - Yes, a child 2 years! - A child, for what? " More...
Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 2)
November 28 2009
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Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 2) Homeless person comes to the lost and found. - Purse chance no one would bring? - What is the sum? - Well, a hundred and a half I will arrange. More...
Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 1)
November 28 2009
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Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 1) The park sits an elegant man in a suit and tie, glasses on his nose, and greedily eat a sandwich. Above him a bitch sit two sparrows and reason. One says: More...
Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 3)
November 27 2009
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Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 3) Accountant comes to the doctor complaining of insomnia. Doctor: - And you try to take the sheep. - Yes, I already tried several times, but I'm always at the same time make a mistake, and I then have 3:00 to find it! More...
Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 2)
November 27 2009
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Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 2) - Why some men proebyvayut money in a casino? - Because they are not able to do it in the literal sense. More...
Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 1)
November 27 2009
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Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 1) - Why some men proebyvayut money in a casino? - Because they are not able to do it in the literal sense. More...
Jokes ... (November 26, 2009 Issue 3)
November 26 2009
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Jokes ... (November 26, 2009 Issue 3) Client lawyer typically does not Agnel. A client physician may well be such. More...
Jokes ... (November 26, 2009 Issue 2)
November 26 2009
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Jokes ... (November 26, 2009 Issue 2) Dancing. One man asks another: - Listen the fuck are you now with this hippo dance? Well, it probably weighs 150 pounds? More...
Jokes ... (November 26, 2009 Issue 1)
November 26 2009
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Jokes ... (November 26, 2009 Issue 1) Wife - husband: - You have increased their fees. Maybe we'll hire a better and more expensive apartment? - Flats will not change, I got used to it. But I can ask the owner that it has increased the fee for an apartment. More...
Jokes ... (November 25, 2009 Issue 3)
November 25 2009
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Jokes ... (November 25, 2009 Issue 3) At the party the wife of one of the officers went to a reputable man and said: - Tell me please, you are CEO of the firm? - Yes, you guessed it? More...
Jokes ... (November 25, 2009 Issue 2)
November 25 2009
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Jokes ... (November 25, 2009 Issue 2) The couple is in the Louvre. They stop in front of a statue of Venus de Milo. Husband looks at wife and courteously says: - Similarities with you amazing. - Finally, you noticed that I was barefoot and I do not have anything decent to put on. More...
Jokes ... (November 25, 2009 Issue 1)
November 25 2009
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Jokes ... (November 25, 2009 Issue 1) A conversation between two friends: - I love her so! - Well this is wonderful. - Yeah, but you know how it all like? - So what? - Like what? I'm jealous! What if ... - jealous - well. But quietly, to herself that she did not know it - why? More...
Jokes ... (November 24, 2009 Issue 3)
November 24 2009
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Jokes ... (November 24, 2009 Issue 3) The woman is staying with friends in the country and notes that all the beds are planted under the windows of prickly cacti: - wise. This is that - especially to those cheeky men climbed into the window does not? - No, not to jump out ... More...
Jokes ... (November 24, 2009 Issue 2)
November 24 2009
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Jokes ... (November 24, 2009 Issue 2) Talk to two people: - I have a dog named Tyson. - Why Tyson? - Because he's a boxer breed and loves to bite. More...
Jokes ... (November 24, 2009 Issue 1)
November 24 2009
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Jokes ... (November 24, 2009 Issue 1) My wife tells her husband: - I told you how many times said vbey two nails into the wall! - So I did just yesterday hammered ... - right! Where am I now going to include iron?? More...
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