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Jokes ... (November 9, 2009 Issue 2)

November 9 2009
11:21

- Kate, I want you to meet my father.
- Excellent!
- Only he asked you to be friend with him captured.
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- Do you remember our Kate was married to a negro?
- You bet!
- So, is already divorced.
- And for what?
- They could not decide what color to be the unborn child.
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She:
- Where are we going to live after the wedding, your parents or mine?
He:
- We will live with your parents and your parents will live with mine.
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- Honey, what do you do if I betray you?
- If you change the first time - then I'll kill you, and if the second ...
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- You have someone to me to be?
- Yes.
- Who?
- I do not know. I asked: "Who's there?" But he did not answer.
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COULD COST Zaporozhets 100 times MORE JAGUAR?
Easy! If you consider how much time is spent on repairs, and time - money.
CAN Zaporozhets compete in the SPEED with the jaguar?
Maybe if he had stolen from him fat.
CAN Zaporozhets escape JAGUAR?
No, I can not. And suddenly, who Pozar garni on his car?
CAN Zaporozhets Parked NEAR JAGUAR?
Maybe if the driver is in a zoo.
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Two killers are sitting on the roof of the skyscraper with the optical rifles.
"It's amazing how cheapened human life!" - With a sigh said one killer of another.
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- To err is human ... - A distance began military commander of the conversation with his wife Minesweeper ...
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Can the leopard change his spots, and round-shouldered - gallows.
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Wife sent her husband to the store with the words - Buy a pint of oil.
An hour later a man comes buhoy and says:
- The pint was enough, and the oil there.

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