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Jokes ... (June 8, 2009 Issue 3)

June 8 2009
16:42

Vovochka said that when he grows up wanting to work Tampax.
The teacher asked whether he knew at least what it is?
- No, I do not know, but they say he works in a warm place! "
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The new chip GIBBDistov: to show the radar anymore, they
running toward the suspicious car as quickly as possible.
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A young woman in tears is a weapon shop:
- My husband died in a car accident! - She exclaims.
- But, Madam, - perplexed gunsmith - I do not see ...
- Yes, of course ... I came back you gun that you bought
a few days ago - he does not need me now.
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There is such an old anecdote.
One sees a Jew, buried a millionaire. Relatives throw in a coffin
thick bundles of dollars. Jew decided to ask why.
Relatives say:
- Last Will of the deceased - that was buried along with him all his
money.
Jew:
- Idiots! Write out a check to him!

But the sequel.
Obeyed, then the relatives of the Jew, wrote a check, put
him in a coffin, and the money was carried back to the bank. A week later, the bank
bankrupt. Relatives cried out:
- Oh, what for us this punishment?
Then a voice from above:
- It's your cousin has decided to cash the check ...
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An employee comes to a head and says:
- I have 25 years working here, and I have never raised the wages!
- That's why you have managed to work here for 25 years.
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A woman comes to the doctor and says:
- Doctor, my husband became very weak in bed, you may do so
that it became the same bull as before?
- Of course, to undress.
- What ?????
- If you want it to again become like a bull horn to start with ...
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Talk to two friends.
- Are you for ensuring that men and women have equal rights or against?
- I have two hands. You know, so sick wife to obey ...
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In protest against the persecution of the people's drink two metropolitan
Student handcuffed chained themselves to a barrel of beer.

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