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Jokes ... (June 8, 2009 Issue 2)

June 8 2009
11:39

- You've got the border?
- Yes!
- And the dogs are border?
- And then!
- Where are you getting out of dogs?
- You never get, just make the border, where dogs live ...
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- Hello, the International Monetary Fund?
- Yes!
- You promised to send money.
- Translation, the money is "moneu.
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- Hello! It is psychiatry? Then a man suddenly became very good!
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Since the damaged plane landed in China with him first thing removed
equipment. If he sat down in Russia, he would first have removed copper, then
aluminum, and only after the apparatus for extracting gold from electronics.
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- Girl, sit down,'ll drop!
- Yes, once to me, I must go on ...
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C than to not have to go:
In Tula - with his samovar;
In Ivanovo - with his fiancée;
In the Kursk - with its anomaly.
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Do not climb - ybet.
Vlezesh - too ybet.
Why this label?
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Tourist is located in the hotel.
- What is on the letterhead?
- Bug ...
- What bugs live in many hotels, it is known.
Ho when they get out to see what room you give ...
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Surgeon, a nurse shall be made love joys directly into the operating room,
thinking that they were there alone. Suddenly, the surgeon sees the patient on a gurney,
which was brought to surgery. He quickly gets up, gives himself up
and trying to come up with explanations:
- You see ... This is not what you think it is one of the patients, which
need to operate on the hernia, she was very excited, and I had
reassured.
- Of course, Doctor, I'm just so and understood.
- That's great! By the way, what do you have?
- I also have a hernia. Only here one of your colleague, asshole, let me
calming in the form of droplets.
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He married an intellectual. Wedding night. Wife is ready and waiting for her husband.
Intellectual, wears glasses and looks at her and says.
- According to eyewitnesses, there somewhere there must be little hole.

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