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Jokes ... (April 8, 2009 Issue 1)

April 8 2009
05:44

Talk to two friends, long not seen each other:
- What have you got the ring? You're married?
- Yes, last year.
- So how was the night after the wedding?
- In the beginning there was a hell of a pain, and then tolerated.
- And what an orgasm is not felt?
- What is an orgasm, you fool, I gave birth!
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Lamer - Lameroo:
- Do you know of any scam us all through?
- Well?
- It turns out that MMM has turned over in his grave and formed the WWW!
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A visitor comes to a restaurant, sits at his desk and beckons the waiter.
- What's there to eat?
Waiter, dostavaya menu:
- One moment ...
- Yes, well, then I two tubes.
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Ebony stands on the street and drinking milk. Passes by a white, stops
before him, looking so intently, and says:
- No-ee will not help ...
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Olden, Fred was on the verge of death. Relatives were called to the hospital
priest.
When the priest stood at the bedside, the state of old Fred sharply
deteriorated and he gestured for supplies for the letter. Priest
immediately handed him a pen and paper, and the old Fred, using
the last crumbs of their forces, sketched something and then died.
The priest decided it was best not to show the note mother immediately, and put
it in his pocket.
During the funeral, after finishing his speech, he discovered that he was dressed the same way
as the day when old Fred died. He said, "Did you know that
old Fred handed me a letter just before his death. I have not read it,
but knowing Fred, I'm sure there are contained the words of inspiration to us all. "
He opened the message and read, "Hey, buddy, you're standing right on my
oxygen tube! "
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Morning with the hangover drags her husband to the clinic in hopes of getting a newsletter.
With a terrible headache accidentally tumble into the study gynecologist.
Huge his "beer" belly sits opposite Doctor. Gynecologist
also with a terrible hangover. He looks at her stomach.
- Oh, mother! Yes you are pregnant! Similarly, pregnant!
Angry neopohmelivshiysya husband resorted to home:
- Why are you so, villain, done! - Yells at his wife - it's all yours
yesterday's stuff: "Give me the top, let me on top!"
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Modern Painting:
The Zaporozhye Cossacks Writing a letter to the six hundredth Mercedes.
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Policeman:
- Dykhne.
- Please.
- One more time.
- Why?
- It smell like.
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Son, running to her father's office:
- Dad, I'm on a minute, just to say hello.
- You're late, Mom had already dropped in to say hello and raked all
that was in my pockets.

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