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Jokes ... (October 7, 2009 Issue 1)

October 7 2009
05:31

Carpenter asks his better-educated friend:
- That's all say: impotence, impotence. And what is it?
- Lack of an erection.
- What?
- Well, the inability to perform sexual intercourse.
- I do not understand.
- Well, try to score in the board cooked spaghetti - you will understand!
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Grandfather beat, beat - not broke ...
Grandma beat, beat - not broke ...
Look at the video sensational blockbuster "Eggs Strike Back."
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News currency market. Today is the official U.S. dollar exchange rate again slightly decreased and amounted to 2.17 dollars per bottle.
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In stores in Boduntsy a new souvenir - a clock with chekushkoy. Every half hour the clock opens the door, leaves chekushka sounds toast.
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As a child, a little black boy, Colin Powell was a maid in a wealthy New York Jewish family.
Time passes, and habits are ...
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- Hello! Railway Administration? Promptly send a psychologist at the Kursk railway station.
- What happened?
- Train set ...
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In the deadliest battle fellers wood Sidorov suchkorubom Ivanov won the "Friendship".
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A man sits at home. In dve.p knock, he opens up. At popoge are zhipaf, a parrot and a hamster. Man:
- E. ..
They are:
- We received the info that there zloupotpeblyayut hallucinogens.
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Call the radio station:
- Hello, I would like to order for her friend's band's song "Micah and Jumanji," "Bitch Love".
- And the name of your girlfriend?
- Luba.
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News: Mosfilm studio began filming the continuation of the famous children's film "The Adventures of Electronics", entitled "Turning off electronics for non-payment."

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