You are here: 
Home / Humor
 /
rss News rss Articles rss General
Humor

Jokes ... (August 7, 2009 Issue 3)

August 7 2009
16:35

Two men talking about sex:
- What is your favorite pose?
- Rear.
- Why?
- Do not make a happy face.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
One man in an Arab country has committed theft, he was in prison.
Appoint a lawyer.
Counsel:
- I have two news for you - good and bad.
Man:
- Well, let's first bad ...
- According to local laws, you will cut off both hands.
- And the good?
- This is the book .. leadership ..
- "How to escape from prison!"?
- No. .. "As a wank in extreme conditions ..
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Taxi passengers, having decided to apply to a driver with a question that tapped on the shoulder.
The driver screamed wildly and lost control. Taxi nearly crashed into the bus, slipped on the sidewalk and stopped centimeters from the storefront. For a moment there was silence in the cabin, after which the taxi driver said hoarsely:
- Listen, buddy, so do not do more. I almost managed it ...
A passenger apologized and said that he thought he could not imagine that a light tap on the shoulder so frightened driver.
On the latter said:
- Yes, in general, your guilt is not here ... Just today I was the first day of work for a taxi. And before that, 25 years drove a hearse!
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- You know, Kolya on Saturday, got married!
- For love or for money?
- The bride picked out for the money, and money - for love.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Moscow. Park. A group of fans of the red-white in the you-know-what
mood. Separated from her boy and in the hearts tossed in a pond flag with the inscription "Go, Spartacus!". Passing by the old man something
said to him, he takes a stick and ... shall take and cast.
- Che did he say? - Ask friends coming up.
- "In vain you so", says, "useful for another week. ... That's just
erase the last letter is better. "
-------------------------------------------------- ----
Sinking ship. All thrown overboard. Each missing his improvised
watercraft, so as not to drown. The woman swam to her husband, who
grabbed the door marked "Bar", and cried:
- Wretch! I know where to look for you!
-------------------------------------------------- ----
In the old Cuckoo's been three generations of gynecologists. Could not get a good look.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- Hey, bartender, pour me a glass of brandy!
- What?
- Vaughn, the five-star.
The bartender pours. Visitor drinks - and falls dead.
The bartender draws on the label the sixth star.
-------------------------------------------------- ----
- Yesterday in the Kremlin by presidential decree had been killed a fly. After which the decree was brought back to the table.

Rating jokes on Fark.Ru

More anecdotes on Yoki.Ru

oksana

Print version

Photo Gallery
At this moment...
Photo

Week top publications
Popular reading
©2006-2020 All rights reserved
liveinternet.ru: display number of browses и visitors for 24 hour