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Jokes ... (August 7, 2009 Issue 1)

August 7 2009

Lost little boy is crying:
- AAAA, Oooo!
- Boy, are you lost? - Asks a passerby.
- Yeah! AAAA, Oooo! ...
- Boy, do not cry, what's your name?
- AAAA! Kaaak paaaaapuuuu! ...
- What name is your dad?
- Kaaak menyayayayayaya ...
- And how both of you name?
- Odinaaaaakovooo! AAAA, Oooo !....
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Mexican police:
- So, did you know felon Pablo Sanchez?
Juan (just delayed):
- I know him? Yesterday the food on his horse. And she, cattle stops
shit. Then out of the bushes comes Pablo Sanchez, with such a hefty revolver, and tells me to get down. Then he pointed to the horse shit, and says that I ate it all. And then I do? He has such a big gun ... Began to eat. And let's Pablo laugh. And so laughing that he dropped his pistol. I quickly grabbed him and shouted: "Now, Pablo,
You Eat shit! "And where Pablo do? gun something huge is my ...
That had to Pablo umyat tire piles. So you're asking me if I knew Pablo Sanchez? Well, of course, because the other day we had supper together ...
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- Well-how, Masha!
- I do not Masha, I Mumu ...

It was then that Gerasim and dumb ...
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Spouses lunch. Wife eats almost nothing. Male surprise
- Darling, you're nothing to eat?
- Yes, what do you want me to be corroded and looked like a fat cow?
It'll be awful!
- Come on, dear, eat. Believe me - a skinny cow does not look better.
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The father of a son in kindergarten is coming. He asked:
- Who are you?
- What's the difference? Anyway back to tomorrow.
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- As a child Alsou instead of "u" always said "a". Therefore, it is not taken in the ensemble "Kukushechka" ...
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- Stopped transport of Coca-Cola through Ukraine.
- They are from her gas tyryat!
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- Pope Carlo! Pope Carlo, and how old I am? - Asked Pinocchio.
- Now calculate how much it rings! - Said the Pope Carlo and with these words overlogging Pinocchio ridge.

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