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Jokes ... (May 7, 2009 Issue 3)

May 7 2009

- What do you think, young man?
- About the same, what you do.
- And what I mean?
- Here's what I think.
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The teacher caught a student in school, play cards, and has torn off his ears.
- Do you know why I punish you? - Asked the teacher.
- I know. I went wrong king.
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Newspaper correspondent asked the traffic cop:
- Tell me, Comrade Sergeant, why have you stick
with white and black stripes?
- Well, not always as the drivers are money!
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Two friend-school student had been at a party.
One says to another:
- My friend Susie wants to go with me to the car. It is in the nature
was got. But I am very worried that I killed the whole thing.
- What do you parishsya - meet my friend, - most importantly, several
compliments and everything will be OK. Carrots love compliments.
Half an hour later the first tumble Blanche eye.
The second asks him:
- Whats that?
- I followed your advice.
- You did it to compliment?
- Yes, of course. We started kissing and I said, what her
Soft and delicious lips. She liked it very much. Then I started
to fondle her breasts and said she has a beautiful and resilient.
She is also very pleased.
- Well, you did everything perfectly.
- But then everything went awry. I took off her dress, pulled
panties and started to think about another compliment ...
- Well, what did you say?
- E. .. Well ... I said that for a healthy gap is not so much
and it stinks ...
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Met a young man the girl met, incorporate a restaurant
As usual, well and came at them case to bed ...
Guy girl section, all the cases, only on the main,
and the girl said: "Nice, but could you me a bottle from under
Champagne ?..." guy was surprised, but oh well. Take a bottle, introduce it,
and the girl to him: "Deeper, deeper ..." The guy brings a bottle of deeper
and she had slips and falls ...
The girl to him and says:
- Honey, and you hand.
The guy puts his hand - not pull out.
- And you climbed up there and look.
The guy was surprised, but still climbs all there. And there ... tunnels.
He walks, runs, and met two Georgian. A guy they asked:
"You have here a bottle of champagne is not seen by any chance?"
- Listen, daragoy what the bottle - we are looking for the second week of a tractor!
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Cover girl on the set. Photographer:
- And now, dear, draw on the face of deep thought. I'll
help: how much will be 7 multiplied by 9?
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Early morning. Doorbell. The hostess opens - on the threshold of ice
milk. She:
- Today, I want nothing.
- And milk too?

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