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Jokes ... (May 7, 2009 Issue 1)

May 7 2009
05:49

- I'm new antipadap kypil. Already over 300 metpov up traffic cop
He begins to moan "get money, get money !"...
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- Popychik, So why are you so stpanno depzhite saxophone?
- I hochy Shot lipicheskoy note!
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My husband says to his wife:
- Honey, I must confess to you: I had another woman.
Not what it once was.
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- Then a friend recently visited. "Listen, - he says - I'm here with the abused,
I may with your pickings?
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Meeting the workforce.
The quorum of 5 percent, and the rest on the ballot.
Chairman:
- And now, Ivanov will reveal the secret of his strong health.
Ivanov:
- Yes, smoking should be on the ladder, rather than on the street.
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- Well, how are things at work?
- And do not ask. Boss wants us to work for three,
Luckily, five of us!
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A man needs a woman to be happy,
and full of happiness - a fat woman!
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Attention in a new internet provider!
Phone 02.
Registration voice.
Logon: "Cops."
Password: Goats!
Specially trained professionals will leave the place and you propishut
both primary and secondary DNS for most tomatoes ...
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Still in the shit that is there, a million flies can not go wrong.
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Razgovopilis two businessmen:
- Did you say something often began with a black eye to go ...
- Yes, it's my wife dopogaya.
- What is it?
- I mean, I returns home, of course, too late. Wife opens a
dve.p and gives me the eye. Then he calmly otp.pavlyaytes to his
bedroom ...
- But you also have y ohpana?
- With more ohpanoy Too bad. I zapyskayu vpe.ped ohpannika his wife
ppopyskaet, and gives me the eye and slams me Pe.ped dve.p! ...

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