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Jokes ... (April 6, 2009 Issue 2)

April 6 2009
11:28

Mom was away for two weeks. On her return she asks
his son:
- Dad was sad when I was not at home?
- In the beginning there, but the last two days he became sadder and
sadder.
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My friend's trouble - broken machine for counting the money ...
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Two first-grader bragging about his achievements in love.
- Yesterday was a real orgy, I almost kissed Lenka!
- Oh, you're a beginner! It is generally nonsense. That's me, it made clear
sentence - she asked me if I snore!
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Survey among men, "What do you do after sex?"
5% responded - roll over on his side and go to sleep
another 5% - go to the kitchen to drink a glass of vodka, the other 90%
answered - go home to his wife.
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One farmer has to leave for two months. Farm management
He left his faithful cowboy. Upon his return to the farmer
found a farm in excellent condition. And the wheat ear is better, and chickens
lay more eggs, and cows give more milk. The farmer was grateful
slapped a cowboy on the shoulder. Then he told him and his other
achievements:
- Boss, I even managed to save your daughter from monthly ailments!
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Is stapy evpey the street with a cane - barely feet pepedvigaet ...
According to one another in sto.pone streets ahead of his papen some. Jew kpichit him:
- Young man, you do not accidentally in ppachechnuyu?
- In ppachechnuyu.
- Well then me going ...
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All the women are divided into three categories:
1. Beautiful
2. Faithful
3. Beautiful and true, but the inflatable!
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- Yes, he flat-final stage.
- What is a "flat-final stage?
- Now you see fins?
- Yes.
- It is the last ...
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- In China, introduced the death penalty for drug possession!
- Yes, but the Chinese can afford it!
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- At what point did you realize how Khrenova your life?
- When a nymphomaniac tells you: "Let's just be friends ..."
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When a man agrees to talk without going to water the garden?
After the drink three bottles of beer.

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