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Jokes ... (March 6, 2009 Issue 3)

March 6 2009
16:09

Ad in the high-rise building:
"Lift not function operates. The nearest lift in next door"
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- Maybe we should open a smoking room in the school? All the same, because children are smokers.
- But why? Let them smoke in rumochnaia.
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- Good Carlson, back in the summer he does not sweat ...
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- Sorry, Mr Judge, I really was on his knees
on the highway, but this does not prove that I was drunk!
- And how do you explain that tried to roll up and shove into a car
white dividing strip?
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During the international exhibition in the hotel next to the Spaniard lives
and Swedish. In the evening, a Spaniard with a bottle of wine knocks on the door of Swedish women.
- Who's there?
- Juan Carlos Emanuel da Silva.
- Come on in, just one.
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Photographer shoots weddings for a long time and finally declares:
- And now, finally, let me capture the happy couple.
The audience in bewilderment: made dozens of images.
- The bride and her mother - explains photographer.
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The little boy - his father:
- Dad, but we - the Jews ...?
- What are you, son, no, surely not ...
- And when we are they going?
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- To meet you! This - my sputintsa life!
- ???!!!
- Acting wife ...
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The boy is coming to a sick mother and says:
- Ma, come on, I'll go to the drugstore for medicine.
- What are you, sonny, street terrible cold, rain and wind.
Let the Pope is coming off.
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The lady goes to the car, includes padio and hears:
- You slyshaete padio "europium plus!
Dame:
- Lord, otkyda they know it all?

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