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Jokes ... (November 5, 2009 Issue 3)

November 5 2009
16:59

Sit in front of the fireplace two Estonians - a father and son. Somewhere in an hour sitting motionless father, not taking his eyes from the fire, said his son:
- Fyyti, look no itet whether tosht.
Son, also not looking up from the fire, says:
- You'd better click on tfora SOPAC and see whether it is wet.
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My father was a high-class hunter, he always got right on target.
But since he was a staunch vegetarian, he was shot exclusively on fungi.
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After the examination, the psychiatrist - patient:
- You should stop the mental work. What do you do?
- Doctor, I write jokes.
- Ah! That's possible.
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Police discovered a man unconscious with a knife in his back. After being discharged from the hospital the man was convicted of illegal possession of bladed weapons.
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- Why do female mind is not to assess?
- Because there are no small coins.
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- How to make a man in bed just mad?
- Take away his TV remote.
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There are two former classmates.
- Hi, how are you doing?
- Yes, the cars from chasing Vlad.
- Married?
- Yes, have children, three of them. Son - Mark, two daughters - Karen and Corolla.
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What would have been sex-bomb warheads without our men? ...
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What people expect from life over the years? (Attitude)
1 - What it can give a (direct)
2 - What it still can give (with interest)
3 - What it can not give a (practical)
4 - What she has given (critical)
5 - What it can not take away the (philosophical)
6 - What it may take a (realistic)
7 - What is she can still take (hysterical)
8 - What can it take after the reason (indifferent)
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Two customs officers, angrily:
- For Power, damn it, sorry ....
- And a scepter without a rollback is gone, blah ...

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Shmigin 05.11.2009 | четверг ответить

Ну автор просто жжжжжееееттттт!!!!

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