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Jokes ... (October 5, 2009 Issue 2)

October 5 2009
11:05

- Mom, can I have a little swim?
- It is possible, but not namokni.
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- Comrade driver, why is your passenger is not wearing seatbelts?
- So it's my mother-in-law!
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- John, Joe, what are you so zamychenny?
- Why, gylyal vchepa vechepom on papky with his beloved, and there - a maniac.
- Seksyalny?
- Biseksyalny ...
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- What is the most important thing in the biathlon? Shoot straight, or run fast?
- Biathlon - it's like sex, if missed, then the rate will not help.
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From the life of Indians.
- Listen, my son ... If the pale-faced woman ever says to you:
"Do with me what you want - do not rush to remove her scalp!
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Woman's life - continuous strip. Then ok - then o'bi, then okay - that o'bi.
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- Just wondering how it is in photos of your studio everything is so relaxed laugh?
- You would not surprised if they knew how to look our photographer!
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Inventor of fasteners "lightning" in his youth was very fond of pornography.
And once, when he looked fucking centipedes ...
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Exam for U.S. citizenship:
- Birthday?
- Yes, sir?
- I ask, where were you born?
- In Russia.
- Which part?
- I'm all born there.
- Why did you leave Russia?
- I could not take it with you.
- Your business?
- Lousy.
- Where is Washington?
- He was already dead.
- You will support the Constitution of the United States?
- What are you, sir! Why me again? Can not find anyone else? I have a wife and four children. I've got to contain them.
- Okay. Thank you. You have successfully answered all questions.

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